This Just In!!!
Some HIGHLY suspicious computer graphic work from the moon and our beloved DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSIVENESS
An amazing altered picture (though not altered well) right from the Navy and the Pentagon Clementine site at: http://www.nrl.navy.mil/clementine/clib/
Look for yourself for the pictures from 73 Latitude and 238 Longitude. Put your browser on 1 pixel = 2 kilometers. Hurry before they "lose" this picture!!!
Do you see the obvious rectangular area near the upper center of the picture that sloppy Pentagon graphics "technicians" tried to cut out and "paste" in another piece of the moon? I know sometimes the 'mosaic' process of tiling together pictures from orbiting satellites can cause "seams" to show up - but that patch of moon really looks screwy!
Also near the bottom edge of the picture there are a number of vertical areas that clearly
appear to be electronically "smudged."
What did they edit out?
Why is the defense department even interested in mapping the moon? Do they plan on defending us from something from 'out there?'
Did I miss a government lesson in school? Let's see, isn't NASA supposed to do stuff like explore the moon and space, and the Navy and Pentagon is supposed to defend us from bad guys down here?? Why is the Navy mapping the moon and scrambling the maps?
Hey, guys get your cover-up act together!!
Suggested Cover-up Responsibilities
NASA - in charge of cover-ups outside of 'earth.' (like finding ruins on the moon and mars and planet sized spacecraft approaching the solar system.)
Air Force - in charge of cover-ups involving craft in our airspace. (Like UFO's and Clinton's bad luck with White House Cargo Planes carrying important stuff like Ron Brown - who tragically vowed to his friends that he was "gonna take the Clinton's down with him" if he ever got nailed for "unusual" business deals. Only two weeks after news began breaking about "unusual" deals with Viet Nam, Brown's aircraft began breaking up over Bosnia and going down without the Clintons! (Although it just missed having Hillary on board -- poor Hill, first her divorce lawyer Vince Foster "kills himself" -- now this.)
Navy - in charge of water-related cover-ups (like UFO's flying into or out of the water or former CIA Director Colby's unfortunate midnight canoe ride just before he was going to reveal details of alleged CIA drug dealing. The Navy could also handle large aquatic creature cover-ups like the Loch Ness Monster.)
FBI - In charge of covering-up attacks on airliners with missiles (may use NASA and highly bogus National Weather Service meteor shower alerts to aid this effort.) The FBI also will help identify and eliminate "radical" citizens who believe in strange concepts like the U.S. Constitution.
Department of Agriculture - in charge of crop circle and chupacabras cover-ups.
Eventually, the entire system of cover-ups could be consolidated into a monolithic system in charge of covering-up EVERYTHING - even the very existence of God. Sort of like the old "Soviet System"... hey wait, I think they're doing it already!!!
As Charlie Brown used to say, "AAAAAARG!!!!!!"